Created by the very talented [ profile] scathedobsidian:

(I can't believe I'm beating [ profile] filkertom to posting this, but:

Die Hard (in 30 seconds, as performed by bunnies)

Note: Starts immediately.

Well worth the watch!!!
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
You Are Scooter

Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!"

This is frighteningly accurate, BTW.
Thanks to [ profile] ero, I find this:

WOW - Internet is for Porn [Fair warning, sometimes it's hard to get into the site as it seems to be busy & get lots of traffic.] Very funny!

Thanks to [ profile] soaring_phoenix:

Make the Doughboy Dance (from the Pillsbury website - I can also recommend the TV ads with bloopers.)

I'll post a real update after the holiday. I have to go wrap more presents, now. :p
I was wandering through Meijer's* this evening after picking up a shirt to go with an outfit I bought Jessica for Giftmas. While I was wandering I found the display of Bratz** electronics - TV/DVD player combo, boom box, mp3 player, CD walkman, etc. I was looking around the display, and found, on the other side...

...a hanging display of foam earplugs.

Makes the preteen girls happy, AND their parents. ;)


*Meijer's is a mega-superstore based out of Michigan. I like their variety, and I haven't yet found an ethical reason to *not* shop there, unlike Wal-Mart & Target.

**Bratz, for the uninitiated, are the "new" Barbie. Very "hip" little dolls who look like little tramps & wear lots of makeup. They used to have oversized heads, but don't anymore due to some of the accessories/dream house/spa, etc.
I seriously recommend that anyone who can hie and peruse this worke by a fyne Author. :)

Very amusing stuff, I tell you. :)

(Particularly recommended for my SCA friends, but trust me, it's funny.)

"And all did await the comyng of the Frydge."
Someone on an email list pointed me to this:

The Ultimate Hippie Vacation

The auction is over, but the site is still well worth reading. And you can buy souvenirs!

Keep your tinfoil hats ready, folks. ;)

Funny Link

Sep. 8th, 2005 12:43 pm
I found this through a couple of SCA mailing lists, but I think it's remarkably amusing:

Things I’ve learned from British folk ballads by Jim MacDonald.

Go ahead & read some of the comments afterward, too; the "public" has added more.

My personal favorites: "Going to sea to avoid marrying your sweetie is an option, but if she hangs herself after your departure (and it’s even money that she’s going to) her Doleful Ghost will arrive on board your ship and the last three stanzas of your life will purely suck."

"If your girlfriend serves eels in eel broo, make sure you see her eat some first." (I know some people won't get this one; it's from a Child Ballad..."Lord Randall" if my memory serves me correctly. Yep, he dies...of poisoned eels in broo.)

Have a nice day!



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